Monday, May 30, 2011

Dear School

     So, I'm graduating in about a week and a half, and I decided to write a letter to the love of my life that has been with me for thirteen consecutive years now, school.

   Dear School,

          Thank you for implicating so much stress in my life. I love the way you make me wake up 5 days a week early in the morning and then force me to sleep early to repeat the cycle all over again. For the other 2 days you give me a sliver of hope that life is good until Sunday night where I just can't get to sleep thinking about seeing your pretty little face the next day. Thank you for taking away most of my freedoms that I regularly have in the outside world and punishing me for not following all the great and obviously purposeful rules. Thank giving me lots of homework so I can think about you all the time even when I'm not with you. And most of all thank you for being so difficult I think my tiny little brain will burst.

Lots of Love,
Kevin

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